this routine riot

...a little less zoom, with a little more vroom...

Monday, September 26, 2005

doctor, doctor, give me the news

I went to the doctor today, and I haven't been for over a year. It was more of a mother's request as I already knew what I was sick with. We live in the age of self-diagnosis, where the average Joe can look up their ailment on websites such as webMD. My symptoms included sore throat, cough, lethargy, and aching back and legs. My shortness of breath at night also made me suspect some bronchial constriction due to past experiences. It is definitely flu season since the doctor's office was full of people coughing and looking all deadlike (like moi). I knew I didn't need any meds except for a bronchial dialator so that I could go to sleep, so I just hinted that it was hard for me to sleep because of the asthma like symptoms I had when I was younger. I got what I wanted (can't wait for my next hit), and nothing more (not all bugs need drugs). I should just stop using the internet and just let the doctor do his job. Or I can start a business diagnosing peoples' illnesses using webMD, I'm pretty good ya know.

got more than gold in pg

I just spent my weekend in Prince George with the volleyball team. It was a great trip. Mad fun, and we won the gold. The bus ride home was less than stellar though. I was suffering from the pre-sick symptoms. You know, where you know you are going to be sick the next day. Sure enough, I spent Sunday sleeping. I have a presentation due today (Monday), so I did that from 10 to 1. Woke at 630 to get to skool and here I am. Body achin' and having to piss every half hour because of the amount of water I'm taking in. Being sick sucks.

Monday, September 19, 2005

scary ass school

Have you ever been at school when it's super dark out? I just went to the library today at 8 o'clock and it was freaking scary. Not so much outside, but in the buildings. They are just so big and empty with people waiting to jump out at you at every corner.



Besides the obvious white balance trouble, doesn't this picture just look menacing? This is where you walk with your head down and fists up.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

the life

Let's talk about my school life, and of course, girls. My first semester will consist of days starting from eight or nine o'clock and ending at about six o'clock. My coaching time takes me to the late six o'clock end. Then when I get home I shower, work, and if it is Thursday I watch The O.C. Even after just a few days, I've noticed something.

This brings us to talking about girls. Let's face it, without girls in the world, the boys would just run around playing army and make fart jokes all day (which I enjoy doing occasionally). When my leisure time is severely cut down (like right now) compared to my summer, I totally think about girls a lot less. It's like I don't have time to woo girls during school (not that I don't try). The first day back was sooooo nice though. The nice weather + summer clothes = lots of hot girls. I've decided that the girl needs to come to me, so you girls out there, come hither.


*Driving Etiquette Side Note: The next time you are in a fender bender and nobody is hurt, GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!!! It took me 20+ minutes to get from the university hospital to 111 street because of a three car fender bender. The people from all three cars got out and just stood in the median, waiting for something. What the fuck are you waiting for? Take down the info and move! It would take a cop 20 minutes just to get to them because they clogged the fucking street up. Some people are so damn stupid.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

nouveau nombre

Once again, I have a new mobile phone number. This one will be good for at least two years though (under the "Fido Agreement"). I set up the new phone at Best Buy yesterday because of the free $100 gift card offer, but it was a horrible experience. First, there was nobody attending to the cell phone department, so I walked around to find a guy. I already knew which plan and phone I wanted, so I thought it'd be a cakewalk. Boy was I wrong. By the way, this is all happening at the west end Best Buy because the south side Best Buy was sold out of the phone I wanted (the Sony Ericsson T610). So the guy is helping me activate the phone now on the computer. It's a self serve kind of thing where you fill in online forms with all the info (my info and the phone and SIM card info). It's all going good and then we hit a snag. The form says we put in an invalid phone number in my "home phone number" space and we can't get past it. This is happening while the guy helping me is also flagged down by four other customers. He's freaking out and telling me how there is supposed to be seven guys on right now but none of them are here. Then he's saying how the computer is so stupid because it won't let us continue on the activation. The man starts dropping f-bombs. A girl just keeps going on about how her Telus phone gets horrible reception and the Best Buy guy is trying to help both of us at once. I just want my phone and my $100 gift card!!!! If it wasn't for the $100 gift card, I would have just gone to a Fido place to set this up. Finally two guys come in to help at the cellular department and my guy gets on the phone to do a "call in" activation. He has trouble getting through and continues to show his frustration. "What!, has Fido gone under or something!?" My eyes are just going from side to side, I would've been whistling if I had a good tune in my head at the time. Finally he gets a tone and he is on hold. He talks to some "Mark" guy from Fido and we are on our way. I said I wanted a number to end in 1199 because that was what my old Bell phone ended in and the Mark guy goes and does his search. After about five minutes on hold, he comes back and tells me he couldn't find 1199, but he found some other "easy" ones and he lists them off to me. They are ridiculous, like 7104 and other random ones that I couldn't remember. So I ask him if there is 6686, like my most recent number and he goes on his five minute search again. Finally he comes back and tells me he couldn't find it. I suggest other double numbers like 3366 and stuff and he comes back with a firm: "like I said before sir, there are no more double numbers." Fuck man, why did you make me hold for so long when you knew that there weren't the numbers in the first place? I can hear the frustration in the Mark guy's voice now so I just settle on a number (I called Fido and changed it once I got home). Time to go right? About an hour has passed since I walked into the store and I'm finally on the way to the checkout. At the checkout, the young lady rings it in and hits a few more snags. First she was having trouble ringing in the SIM card number into the computer. After that was settled, she didn't know how to reduce the price of the phone to $24.99 because I have the two year agreement. This other guy comes in and fixes that. We're ready to go!!! Oh no, I still need my $100 gift card. They try some stuff and we're back at square one. I wanted to leave at that point, but the phone had already been activated, so I couldn't. Ahhhhhhhh, I wanted to fight someone at that time. We finally get the computer stuff worked out and I'm out of there about an hour and a half after I got there. Anyways, I have unlimted everything for six months so call me, text message me, or if you can, picture message me. I'm on an unlimited incoming call plan too, so please call me, because I won't call you (unless I love you).

Thursday, September 01, 2005

ranch

I want the Wendy's ranch tooth in plush form. Somebody please make it, and then somebody please buy it for me for Christmas.