pranksta's paradise

Oh, those Japanese are such pranksters. You gotta watch until the end, when they are on the beach.

fwd:

Place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the x from the ones

you have not, and send it to all of your friends (including me)...
This is for your entire life:


( ) Smoked a cigarette

(x) Drank so much you threw up

( ) Crashed a friend's car

( ) Stolen a car

( ) Been in Love

( ) Been dumped

( ) Shoplifted

( ) Been laid off/fired

(x) Quit your job

(x) Been in a fist fight

( ) Snuck out of your parent's house-

(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back

( ) Been arrested

( ) Gone on a blind date

(X) Lied to a friend

(X) Skipped school

( ) Seen someone die

(x) Been to Canada

( ) Been to Mexico

(x) Been on a plane

(X) Been lost

( ) Been on the opposite side of the country

( ) Gone to Washington, DC

( ) Swam in the ocean

( ) Felt like dying


( ) Cried yourself to sleep

(x) Played cops and robbers

( ) Recently colored with crayons

(X) Sang karaoke

(X) Paid for a meal with only coins

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

(x) Made prank phone calls...

(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came

out of your nose

(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

( ) Danced in the rain

(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus

( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe

( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about

(x) Blown bubbles

( ) Made a bonfire on the beach

( ) Crashed a party

(X) Gone roller-skating

(x) Gone Ice-skating


Any nicknames?.... ed



Mother's name?.... yolanda




What is your favorite drink?......right now, coke with ice

Tattoos? nope



Body piercing? nope

How much do you love your job (1-10)? climbing 8, driving 3



Birthplace:........Edmonton
Favorite vacation spot?...... Tokyo




Ever been to Africa?.. no
Ever steal any traffic signs? Nope

Ever been in a car accident?....... yes

A,B,C,D,DD cup size?...... B

2 Door or 4 Door?..... 2

Salad dressing?...... ranch

Favorite pie?...........i don't eat pie

Favorite number?....... 3

Favorite movie?........ so many, i can't choose

Favourite holiday?....... the whole summer holiday

Favorite food?........ steak


Favorite day of the week?...... Saturday

Favorite brand of body soap?...... Dove




Favorite TV show? lots of much more music shows
Toothpaste? colgate total

Favorite smell?... vanilla
What do you do to relax?..... nap, play games

Message to your friends reading this?...... keep it real

What do you enjoy receiving?...... touch down passes

Furthest place you will send this message? edmonton?

Who will respond the fastest? Doesnt really matter

What time is it now?..10:30

no accidents = good drivers

i love (the) oil

I found the Art Attack building during one of my drives. Sweet sign!

negative shout out

This burlap sack beating goes to Bob Cole and Harry Neale, the CBC commentators. Bob Cole makes so many mistakes, it seems like he isn't at the game. Watching from the TV, even I can see what the ref is calling, and he's in the arena! Come on now. And can't you say anything positive about the Oilers? The Canadian team that is broadcasting on your Canadian channel? All they talk about is how amazing Cam Ward is, how good the Carolina power play is, and how sucky the Oilers power play is. They were talking like the Oilers had already lost. The cup is half full Bob and Harry, half full.

Half shout out: Carolina national anthem singer, Holly Wilver. She's no Mariah, but she's a looker.





Heyyyyy yoooooooooo!

work and the skulls

Just a couple points about work.

• The gloves that the Tokyo taxi drivers wear aren't just for show. Driving lots makes the steering wheel sticky and palm turns grippy, so I'm guessing the white gloves keep things smooth.
• When going full time, I go through a tank of gas in about a day and a half.
• Edmonton has some horrible side streets. I clench whenever a pothole pops up in front of me. Some are big enough for small animals to hide in.
• Left-turns suck. When I'm sweeping an area, I try to make it so I just do right turns. Trying to cross or left-turn onto a busy street takes a lot of patience.
• There are so many people driving during the day! You'd think people are working, but I still have lots of traffic problems during the day. The night time is the best to drive.
• Brake fade is very noticeable after driving stop-and-go for 3+ hours. Sometimes it feels like I have no brakes!
• The Dell screen works like shit in the sun. That's why I prefer the night or when it's raining.
• My car's alternator doesn't put out enough juice to power the modem and laptop when idling. I have to constantly unplug and replug the laptop or else the inverter shuts off automatically.
• The program I use is the devil. I've had to redrive a couple sectors because of saving errors. Partially my fault, but come on, it doesn't tell you if you are overwriting another file.

Now, The Skulls. (I finally just got this on DVD)

• This movie is very similar to Antitrust (or Antitrust is very similar to The Skulls, since The Skulls came out first). Same story of a stand-up, nerdy guy who "sells out" to join the cool kids. Then the cool kids kills the guys best friend and the guy starts snooping around. He finds out who did it and proceeds to tear the mahfucker down. I like (and own) both.
• So many people in this movie. We got the P. Walk (Paul Walker), the guy from The Practice, Shooter McGavin, Gil Grissom, and of course we have Charlie Conway (Joshua Jackson).
• The rowing scene in the beginning makes me want to join rowing again.
• A Skull above any other!
  

shout out

This shout out goes out to Kal Tire. Today, during one of my drives, I discovered a nail stuck in one of my tires. I pulled into a Kal Tire and the guy took my info and I watched some PTI (Pardon the Interruption) while they checked out the tire. About 20 minutes later, a guy calls me and told me they just took the nail out and to come back in 150 km to get my wheel nuts re-torqued. They didn't even charge me! That's awesome. I was ready to pay for the repair, but free is super sweet. They even cleaned my tires so that the sidewalls were all shiny. Thanks Kal Tire!

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