if i ever overused the word crazy, i apologize, but this is crazy

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After the Western Conference final win by the Oilers, Whyte Ave. turned into a crazy fest. We were there to catch some of it, but of course, it turned into a dumbass fest. I haven't seen so many "hockey" fans wearing tube tops and three inch heels (not that I'm complaining :]). This is a picture of a d00d standing on the top of the Southpark car dealership sign. That thing is probably 100 feet tall. Scary!

The biggest roll of toilet paper, ever.

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I've decided to dedicate this blog to toilet paper. We recently changed to this gigantor style of toilet paper, and it's ridiculous! It comes with the little plastic extender thing so that it can fit in the toilet paper holder. It's not as cool as you think though. You see how it rests on the bottom there? That makes it unspinnable! It's good, but not too good.

it tastes so good when it touches your lips

Let's be honest. Ranking beer is like ranking sex: No matter how bad it tastes, it still tastes better than anything else. (Unless you've just picked up a six-pack of Star Jones.)

Stuff Magazine article on the ten worst beers.

Stella is number nine, it's not that bad.

don't you like rice?

This is a shout out to the TLC show Take Home Chef. It is basically a show where a chef finds a person in a grocery store and helps them cook dinner. It's awesome.

if you wanna be a good girl...

I was just flipping channels after the triple overtime win by the Oilers and I caught something on Entertainment Tonight. Elisha Cuthbert, of PMK, is dating Sean Avery, of the LA Kings. Wow, how can an ass like him get that girl? And it said that he was rumored to be engaged with Rachel Hunter? WTF? Don't the girls know that he called Georges Laraque a monkey?

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

Tom Cruise is the man.