done with a porpoise (but actually a dolphin)

I was flipping through some channels and on CNN, I saw that a woman married a dolphin in Israel. What the hell? Love is literally all the dolphin has to give. Imagine at a party, "hey, where's your husband?" What is she going to say? The dolphin probably already has a dolphin wife and three dolphin children. Come on people, marrying animals? Give me a break!

Brit Jew marries dolphin