yeah, whateva

It has come to my attention that I have some pretty long hair. I know I have long hair and I've had one haircut in the last 6-7 months, but there's a reason.

I think haircuts are a waste of life.

That's right, I said it. Along with cutting nails, I think haircuts are a waste of life. I mean, you grow it constantly only to cut it constantly? And it costs so much! Okay, I admit it, hair can really make or break how a person looks. But that wouldn't matter very much if we all had no hair, or if we all had ridiculously long hair. Wahh wahh, but then we'd have no individuality, wahh wahh wahh. You can still wear different glasses or different clothes, you idiot. Seriously, if everyone had no hair, we wouldn't know any better anyways, so what's the big deal. Sitting in a hair salon chair, all the waiting, all the washing, goddamn. Do I not care how I look? Of course I care, you can't not care about appearances in our modern day world, but I guess my threshold is just a bit larger. You think I have long hair? Yeah, whateva.

Suck my big fat hair bitches.